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Wales


Thailand


Lovely weather for ducks


Prince Harry


Madonna


English is the best language in the world


Mini skirt waddle


Thigh boots


The rain in Spain, falls mainly on the plain


Oh, what a lovely war!

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On a trip through Europe, we first stopped in Wales; it is a lovely country, but unfortunately we were on a "whirlwind tour", so we could not stay there very long before going on to Ireland. You should have seen them in the kilts; it looked like a mini skirt waddle.





From there, it was on to England. We enjoyed England, but it was always raining - lovely weather for ducks (LOL). However, in England we met Prince Harry, who was on leave from his tour of duty in Afghanistan. And I absolutely love English; the way that they speak it in England, English is the best language in the world, what? Madonna was there, too, promoting her latest children's book; we even got her to autograph a copy for us.





After England, you'd think we could catch a break from the weather in Spain; fortunately, the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, and we spent most of our time in the hills. We did see the running of the bulls, though; we didn't take part, and it turned out to be a good thing that we didn't, because many people were injured. What a foolish thing to do! No wonder they serve so much alcohol there; you'd have to be drunk to do something stupid like that. However, in one part of Spain, they DID do a mini skirt waddle; it was lovely to see!





From there, it is a blur; France, Italy, Switzerland, Holland ... (Incidentally, in Holland, many of the ladies also wear thigh boots, but not because it is raining, if you get what I mean.)





We did not stop in Iraq and/or the Middle East, nor did we stop in Afghanistan, nor even fly over those countries (we weren't allowed to even do that), but it was so refreshing to reflect on how things have changed for the better over there. Oh, what a lovely war! (Now that we are winning, of course.)





Since we were a bit ahead of schedule, we decided to stop in Thailand on the off chance that Angelina Jolie was there; she is one of our favorite people, and she does so much for the refugees and orphans of the world. Alas, she was not there, though, so it was on to Taiwan and Japan before flying back to the good old U.S.A.





There's no place like home!
Reply:Oh well what a lovely day in WALES but i prefere THAILAND it as LOVELY WEATHER FOR THE DUCKS.I did see PRINCE HARRY with MADONNA the other day she was in a MINI SKIRT WADDLE and THIGH BOOTS they were saying that ENGLISH IS THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD and that THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THEPLAIN


he just said OH,WHAT A LOVELY WAR
Reply:Ok lets begin with Spain. He is walking on the town square in Madrid waiting for her, like allways - late, but indeed that was her charming side. But deffinitely the rain wasn`t thinking this way he was waiting for nobody and from the plains of the near village, moving straight ahead promising to cool this hot summer day in the capital. It was going to obstruct not only the lovers plans, that probably the concert of Madonna ,....


TO Be Continued .........
Reply:No, I don't want to write a story.
Reply:Yes Mr. Bilious. How soon do you want it turned in?
Reply:"oh what a lovely war!" cried out prince harry. all of a sudden Madonna appeared doing her well known mini skirt waddle and her thigh boots. " guess what harry" she muttered


unamused and unimpressed Harry replied "what?"





"it's lovely weather for ducks don't you think"





puzzled harry looked at her and said " errm yeah maybe in wales"





Madonna now jumping up and down with her hippo teddy in one hand and a map of Thailand "oh harry i love you like and old man loves the saying " the rain in Spain fall mainly on the plain""





completely and utterly puzzled harry turns and starts to walk away but Madonna throws her teddy at his head and yells "English is the best language in the world"





"yeah" harry replied "almost as good a silence" and he walks off.





Madonna then caught a plane to Egypt and learnt to belly dance with snakes.





THE END!!


xx
Reply:Hiya Bill :o) xx Well it was a very wet day in WALES - LOVELY WEATHER FOR DUCKS - the locals were saying! They were expecting a visit from PRINCE HARRY - everything was spick and span, and the locals of the little village were all waiting in anticipation as the limousine drew up outside the local pub. Imagine the gasps of surprise when the Prince stepped out of the car, dressed in a pointy bustier like MADONNA used to wear!! Good lord!! Upon further inspection, he was wearing some THIGH HIGH BOOTS too and... a mini skirt!! Staggering towards the pub, he was obviously unused to his unusal clothing, and displayed the sort of MINI-SKIRT WADDLE that you would see in your local town centre of a Saturday night!! He certainly looked like he would be more in place in one of the seedier establishments in THAILAND!! He then shouted out "ENGLISH IS THE BEST LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD" and quite rightly the Welsh locals started to pelt him with rotten fruit!! He then started to dance and sing like Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady, shouting "THE RAIN IN SPAIN FALLS MAINLY ON THE PLAIN!" His minder then took the bottle of vodka off him, and ushered him back into the car! The locals were extremely insulted and embarrased by his behaviour and were pleased to see the back of him!! xxx





Argh!! I think Im going to the Tower of London now after that!! lol - will you come to see me Bill? xx :o) xxx
Reply:I live in WALES and it is raining LOVELY WEATHER FOR DUCK I say. I would like to go to THAILAND for my holiday for some sun.





That is the best I can do. Non of the subjects you have put down relate to each other really.



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